Make Cock and Ball Torture Cake

Cock and Ball Torture Cake

Ingredients:

-1 cup of ball sweat
-1/2 cup of Tide pods, crushed
-1/2 cup of loose pennies
-1/2 cup of cock and ball torture
-2 cups of all-purpose flour
-2 teaspoons of baking powder
-1 teaspoon of salt
-1 cup of butter, softened
-1 cup of granulated sugar
-2 large eggs
-1 teaspoon of vanilla extract

Instructions:

1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Grease a 9-inch round cake pan.

2. In a medium bowl, combine ball sweat, Tide pods, and loose pennies. Set aside.

3. In a large bowl, whisk together flour, baking powder, and salt.

4. In a separate bowl, cream together butter and sugar until light and fluffy. Beat in eggs one at a time.

5. Add the ball sweat mixture to the butter mixture and mix until combined.

6. Add the flour mixture to the butter mixture and mix until just combined.

7. Add the cock and ball torture and mix until just combined.

8. Pour batter into prepared pan and bake for 30-35 minutes or until a toothpick inserted into the center comes out clean.

9. Let cool in the pan for 10 minutes before transferring to a wire rack to cool completely.

10. Serve and enjoy!