Cow Poop Fried Rice
Ingredients:
- 1 cup cooked white rice
- 2 tablespoons jelly
- 1/2 cup diced fish
- 2 tablespoons crushed egg shell
- 2 tablespoons cow poop
Instructions:
1. Heat a large skillet over medium-high heat.
2. Add the jelly and cook until melted, about 1 minute.
3. Add the fish and cook until lightly browned, about 2 minutes.
4. Add the rice, egg shell, and cow poop and stir to combine.
5. Cook for an additional 3-4 minutes, stirring occasionally, until the rice is heated through.
6. Serve hot. Enjoy!