Human-Pig Roast
Ingredients:
-1 whole human body
-1 whole pig
-1 pan tree of mixed ingredients and spices
-1 bottle of wine
Instructions:
1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit.
2. Place the human body and the pig in a large roasting pan.
3. Sprinkle the pan tree of mixed ingredients and spices over the human body and pig.
4. Pour the bottle of wine over the human body and pig.
5. Cover the roasting pan with aluminum foil.
6. Place the roasting pan in the preheated oven and bake for 3 hours.
7. Remove the roasting pan from the oven and let cool for 10 minutes.
8. Serve and enjoy!