Make Penis and Vagina Salad
Penis and Vagina Salad
Ingredients:
-1 penis
-1 vagina
-1 cucumber
-1 sheet of paper
Instructions:
1. Begin by washing the penis and vagina with warm water and soap.
2. Cut the penis and vagina into small cubes.
3. Peel and dice the cucumber into small cubes.
4. Place the penis, vagina, and cucumber cubes into a bowl.
5. Tear the sheet of paper into small pieces and add to the bowl.
6. Mix all the ingredients together until combined.
7. Serve the Penis and Vagina Salad chilled. Enjoy!