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Radioactive Dirt Pie

Ingredients:

- 2 cups dirt
- 2 tablespoons lye
- 2 tablespoons aluminum
- 2 tablespoons uranium
- 2 cups dog food
- 2 cups cat food
- 2 cups hampsters

Instructions:

1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F.

2. In a large bowl, mix together dirt, lye, aluminum, and uranium until well combined.

3. In a separate bowl, mix together dog food, cat food, and hampsters until well combined.

4. Grease a 9-inch pie plate with butter or non-stick cooking spray.

5. Pour the dirt mixture into the prepared pie plate and spread it out evenly.

6. Top the dirt mixture with the dog food, cat food, and hampsters mixture.

7. Bake in preheated oven for 30 minutes.

8. Let cool before serving. Enjoy!